I didn't say you knew anything about them... but you also didn't know anything about connecting an existing phone jack before you looked online and tried it out - so I am confident that you could manage the same thing with a new phone jack and howstuffworks.com or something. Either that, or you could stand there being supportive while I try to figure it out...

And if I need anything soldered, I will ask to borrow your soldering iron - that, I know how to use. (It's amazing how much one can learn while working with stained glass...)