Kosher elves and tote bags

[taylweaver]

So the other night, I was in the supermarket, looking for kosher graham crackers - and I noticed the Keebler ones had a heksher (kosher symbol) on them. I looked further to the left, where the Keebler cookies are, and noticed that many of the cookies also had the symbol. I have been looking on and off for six years, since I got back from Israel, where Keebler has been kosher for a while. All I can say is, yay for another food I've been wanting to eat becoming kosher. (First M+M's, then Oreos, now Keebler... and people say keeping kosher can be a healthier way to eat?) Interestingly, most of the cookies had the heksher, but the ones I wanted most - the plain chocolate chip cookies - did not. Now, if the fancier chocolate chip cookies can have it, I am guessing there is nothing wrong with the plain ones, and that they just haven't used up the old packages - or the old packaging - yet. This says to me that the heksher is fairly recent.

My observations led to the following conversation - at least, this is how I remember it. Of course, I forget who the conversation was with...

Me: So I found out Keebler is now kosher
Other person: Keebler? You mean the elves?
Me; Yes, the elves are kosher. Well, not the actual elves - but their cookies are.

I also discovered more kosher food yesterday - of a much healthier variety - while on a quest for kosher rice cakes. I couldn't find them in the supermarket, because, of course, why should Quaker rice cakes, which have apparently taken over the rice cake world, be kosher? Oh well. So after visiting Associated and Food City and coming up empty-handed, I noticed/recalled the "Natural Foods" store across the street. Literally, right across the street. I can see it from my window. So I crossed the street. (There you have it - why did taylweaver cross the street? To get kosher rice cakes.) Anyway, it's amazing how much organic food is also kosher. Not all of it, of course, but a whole lot of it. And the word "organic" makes it sound all healthy and good for me. Anyway, all I bought were the rice cakes, but I think I will go back there and see what other healthy snacks they have to offer.

So that was a good find.

As for the tote bags... well, it's amazing how many tote bags a teacher can accumulate. I already have three, and I have only taught for six weeks. Granted, one is from my sister - and still my favorite - but I also got one when I began grad school - the Teachers College logo is beginning to peel - and yesterday, I got one for free at Staples - along with all sorts of other free goodies. Can I just say, yay free gifts! So I got a red Staples tote bag (I specify because they actually came in other colors, but by 3:30 PM, all that was left was red and orange - and the red looked much nicer) and it had all sorts of interesting stuff inside. Like a single marker and a single colored pencil - white, alas - and a pack of post-its and a pencil/crayon case and lots of smiley face stickers - scented ones. And a catalogue, of course.

But Staples is smart - after I got the tote bag, I stayed, and spent $20.

Which reminds me, I have a $10 online rebate to fill out...

And if anyone hears of someone looking for a place to live who is willing to share a room, please, please, please let me know...

Comments

[maric23.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm.... Kosher Elves..... Still waiting on Kosher Dwarves.

[rymenhild.livejournal.com]

How do you shecht a dwarf?

Also, do dwarves chew their cud?

[taylweaver.livejournal.com]

I assume it is a given that they would have split hooves, then - or am I thinking of a different set of creatures entirely?

[maric23.livejournal.com]

Schecting dwarves is quite simple. The great Elven Shochet, Legolam, was well known for his feats of schitah, being particularly famous for his patented ranged schitah, using a long bladed arrow.

And yes, they have hooves. They're actually vestigal, courtesy of the dwarves demonic ancestry, but they still qualify.

[flintknappy.livejournal.com]

Ah yes, I was very pleased to discover the kosher elf situation myself earlier this year as part of snacks at the after school program. It made life much nicer that that the cookies were kosher and cute.

And maybe the elves did convert and decide to keep kosher- that would explain why they have the hechsher now. Interestingly, a lot of organic stuff is kosher- I guess they figure it is easy enough to do since much of it is vegetarian anyway, why not go all out. Trader Joe's has some really fun kosher stuff.

Free Stuff

[mysticengineer.livejournal.com]

Can I have the smiley-face stickers?

Re: Free Stuff

[taylweaver.livejournal.com]

Well, I was planning on giving most of them to students. But I suppose I can spare a few...